The things I get myself into...

I was lamenting today about the amount of attention cute lasses get for the sheer virtue of being cute, sparked by facebook (of course). Complete strangers seem to think they are allowed (or even supposed) to post shameless flirtations to complete strangers, just because they're attractive.

I was also lamenting the fact that cute women on the Owned application (an absorbing and addictive game) seem to win effortlessly...so I proposed myself a race.

And so...

Meet Mozouhin Komusume: The completely made-up japanese woman. The name actually translates to "ficticious girl" (or at least roughly) and I set myself a challenge. Could I create a fake account with this woman and get to a net worth of 2,000,000 before my main account, without trying?

The answer is a resounding and definite "probably" (hee hee) but I figured that in the interests of science that I would do it anyway.

Within hours of setting all of this up, I get three messages in my inbox and I cannot help but laugh...

Cody Brelsford Today at 10:11pm	just to say ur pretty -dc if its weird just thought i tell ya	You Own Cody
	Reply | Conversation | Hide	Own Cody Give To A Friend Give A Human Gift Block Cody

New!

Shane Stone Today at 10:09pm	wow you have an amazing body gorgeous smile and eyes and a nice set of breasts. would like to nibble on them. YUMMY!!!!view morehide	You Own Shane
	Reply | Conversation | Hide	Own Shane Give To A Friend Give A Human Gift Block Shane

Cody Brelsford Today at 10:03pm	ty for buying me lol tis diff	You Own Cody
	Reply | Conversation | Hide	Own Cody Give To A Friend Give A Human Gift Block Cody

Stoker Macintosh Today at 10:02pm	thank you..i love your sexy body ;)...wow..	You Own Stoker
	Reply

Wow...and that is after less than an hour of this woman existing. I never get messages like that *sniffle*. Doesn't anybody want to nibble on my nipples?

...Anybody?

Ok, perhaps not but I'm beginning to find this rather educational. Naturally, I'll be replying in Engrish, thanks to the trusty Babelfish.

Heh heh heh...

EDIT: -

Less than ten minutes later...

From Andy Clark: -

"wow! i would happily be your pet for the rest of my life! please own me!あなたのペットになりたい！お願いしまã"

I'm not joking...

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EDIT THE SECOND!

A matter of moments later, I get a chat dialogue on the bottom of my screen. I realised in horror that I had forgotten to disable it.

And so, determined to play this through, I began talking back...

Couldn't retrieve chat history

3:54amKristopher

hey

3:55amMozouhin

Hi

3:55amKristopher

how ar u

do u got a yahoo id

3:55amMozouhin

No.

3:55amKristopher

aim

3:55amMozouhin

No.

3:55amKristopher

any messager u use

3:56amMozouhin

I am use IRC

3:56amKristopher

wat your id on there

3:57amMozouhin

立ち去りなさい [This translates to "Go away"]

3:59amKristopher

u gota webcam

3:59amMozouhin

Iie, There was one in me, but when he moved, the companion of my room took that

4:00amKristopher

ok

That seemed to shut him up ^_^
I love Engrish. I can only imagine where he was imagining that camera to be now...

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[EDIT 4: - I just wanted to further remark upon the fact that nobody has seemed to notice that all of the pictures used are of different women...]