They're not even paying attention...

You know, it's hard to taunt fundamentalist christians when they don't listen to what you say and assume you're complimenting them.

Behold, Seymour's latest offering...(Remember, he's "crazeedood916." I'll make his entry and the response to it bold)


trust in jesus!!!
jesus777 (276) ranked 92 out of 764 in christian
1 day ago
trust in the lord and lean not unto your own understanding in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct your path when you allow jesus to lead you cant go wrong trust in him lean on his word and allow him to be god in your lin your life he says that he will be your very present time of trouble so whatever you as facing whatever you are going through remember god is god he doesnt change people change things change but god id still god him and his word dont change just continue to be strong in the lord and in the power of his might saints of god!!!!farther god in the name of jesus i lift up your children today your believers in the lord jesus christ lord those eho have lost faith those who have lost hope give them the strength too stand and allow them too trust in you in spite of what they are facing and going through move by your power and your might in jesus name i pray i pray amen. bless these people of god today and show them your love your peace and your joy today lord help them to remember that is only through you that they can make it so help them too trust in you at all times no matter what it looks like in jesus name i pray amen and amen!!!!!!! bless them bless them bless them in jesus name!!!!! increase there faith increase them in every part of there body lord if they need a healing today i ask that you touch them today if they need finaces i pray that you bless them too meet to meet there needs in jesus name i pray amen!!!!
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1. hopejordan (1877)
1 day ago
hi there jesus777 i know that i have been away from the lord for 5 months and i have done something wrong god knows about i became a born again christain 6 years ago one of them is gambling and something else i won't mention only god knows i have not been reading the word and i am in Australia i have 2 children and i have hashmotoes diease and other things begun happening take care god bless you and i have not been in church for 5 months
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jesus777 (276) ranked 92 out of 764 in christian
1 day ago
farther god in the name i lift up this person before you lord you know were they have been and were they are going jesus you are healer i ask that you touch there body i know you are able too relomve all sickness and disease so i ask that you touch then from head too toe that your healing virtue will flow through them now in jesus name father god i pray that you draw them close to you have your way in there lives even now move by your holy spirit in and through them even though they strayed i pray that they will come back you because you are the only way that they can live move and breath and have there being have your way right now in jesus name i pray amen!!!!!!
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hopejordan (1877)
23 hours ago
something happened to me the other morning early a man was outside my window i did not know he was there and i opened the curtain a little and he was standing outside my window i was so scared was god trying to warn me that someone was outside it was at 1.30am and i am still scared a bit not like yesterday and i know he can't hide from god thanks again for the prayer
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2. Reyah23 (110) ranked 385 out of 764 in christian
23 hours ago
I agree with jesus777, the Lord is our strong anchor in the middle of the storm. He will never let us down. A strong foundation. And no one can destroy or break its wall. Trusting God always, and walk with faith in our heart this is what we are suppose to do.
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hopejordan (1877)
12 hours ago
hi there Reyah23 and i know jesus is strong nothing can bring him down not even the enemy i know satan has a short time here and he is trying anything to bring god's people down i know god is stronger then satan i am scared that i am going to hell i hope i don't but god knows already where i am going you knew before the beginning of time take care god bless you
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3. crazeedood916 (5)
22 hours ago
Truer of all, the Lord hath said: "Seek in all things proper punctuation. Do this and you shall be understood." The heard this and understood. Then the Lord did say: "I am infinite, but in this truth it must be understood. Start at the beginning and end at the end, with capital letters and full stops. Do this and you will be understood." The people understood and saw that it was good. The Lord finally said unto the people, "I am infinite in all things. I know all and see all. I both know and am infinite truth and love. In this I knew my children would stray from the path and I knew that only in that can you find the path. Do not be mindless and trust in your own heart, for only then will you be truly my children and not cattle." The people were disturbed by being asked to think for themselves and declared him a heretic. Amen.
hopejordan (1877) [The response]
12 hours ago
hi there crazeedood916 yes i need to trust in the lord i have back slidden this is my second time now that i have back slidden its scary when it happens i was saved 6 years ago take care and god bless you

What do you have to do, exactly? And what does it mean to have "back slidden?"

Arrgghh...lunatics, the lot of them!

More awful poetry

In my efforts to fully explore the encapsulating world of "Seymour Stúf," I had a go at more poetry; this time just making it up as I went along and seeing what happened.

...I'm glad I'm using a fake identity. I post this only in the name of science...


A curious infraction in plight of jest,
When woe betide at her behest,
In grim staccato in turn I find,
Her silky touch has made me blind.

Raptured by her sly beguile,
And led astray all through the while,
By the collar I was led,
And all because she gave good head.

The scheming fiend has come and gone,
Into the night she went anon,
And folk will ask "Where did she go?"
Buried, as she is, under the patio...

Methinks I'll try some more. As usual, if you want to see more click the link, join up (and earn me $0.00000001 or something) and help me antagonise lunatics and morons.

Have fun kids,

HMR

Web Review - "myLot"

Hello all. Once again I'm going to make myself useful and do some reviewing for you.

Today's offering is a website I found promising to make me "piles of money."

Actually, I made that last bit up, but it did offer to make me money by doing very little.

Naturally this was too good to be true so I jumped at the chance to figure out how I could have some fun with it.

Well first I'll break down how it works: -

The website is a collection of discussions, not unlike a forum...except with badly spelt topics and adverts everywhere...so exactly like a forum.

The idea is that you respond to topics and create your own "discussions" and in the process earn money.

So I signed up and input my interests as asked, and what a pile there were.

I was first asked to specify what "roles I play in life." A curious question, but I obliged.

It's immediately obvious that users input these options themselves, being as they are mispelled and repeated frequently. There is a benefit to this however. You see, I've discovered something and that is that the internet is full of lunatics...

...Lunatics who believe they're vampires, for example.

Now there's a role in life I like the sound of. Then it occurs to me. I shouldn't be putting in my real interests, not when there is such a variety of fun to be had with the crackpots that undoubtedly use this site.

Cue my alternate identity,

Seymour Stúf.

So I gave up on this folly and set up a new account...

Firstly I refer myself so I can make that whole twelfth of a penny...or whatever it is.

Once done, I need to think of a nickname to go by. Obviously I can't use HearMeRoar. It's taken...and simply not "l33t" enough so I go with the ultra cool crazeedood916.

Obviously this name signifies that I am in fact "crazee," and a "dood." There's no way people wont like this guy.

Once that's taken care of, I get given the chance to invite my friends, which I skip.

Ahh, now the fun bit. I get to pick my interests.

So, who is Seymour Stúf?

Obviously he can't be too much like me.

So, he's a crazy, friendly Christian, as well as being and avid gamer and interested in Sisters.
He's an optimistic american from Canada who likes to flirt and describes himself as a "child of god..."whatever that is...which must make him the Messiah.
He's a motivator and a concerned human (being the Messiah and all). He is a self-confessed weirdo and philosopher.
He likes stay-at-home mothers (for some reason), sitting on babies and "encouraging others to be more open-minded in life." Yes, that's an interest.

He's keen on grandmothers, sexual partners and smoking. Whether they're all the same or seperate, I'll leave to future to decide. He hopes one day to be a bi-sexual witch.

He also describes himself as a dumb-blond and as a sexy, catholic, feminist, dorky, psychic, vampire laundry-maid.
He's also a "sewer.crocheter," whatever that is and he researches the paranormal on the side.

...Sounds like a lovely bloke.

This great effort was only step one of the site's helpful wizard. Now on to step two.

Products I use...

Well Seymour loves his make-up, shoes, scented candles and flip-flops and would be lost without ariel detergent.

Step three; hobbies.

Other than sleeping and writing (sometimes both at once), he can be found engaging in religion. He likes cuddling new people and helping others (apparently signified by a symbol depicting a dancing duckling).

He's a poet (almost as good as me, in fact) and likes free stuff, along with thunder storms and manga.

He likes "chillin," chilling being far too uncool for Seymour to engage in. He likes marijuana and vampires and "think about life."

Next step *groan* is "foods," which I rush through. After that is "pets." Incidentally, he has a pet tiger and a ferret.

After this is "Music."

Well he loves Justin Timberlake and Fallout Boy...No proper music for him, it's filth all the way!

The sections get less interesting at this point so I'll omit them, moving on to the meat and bones of the site...the discussions.

In this section of the website, the user is presented with several options including "Top discussions" and "Discussions based on interests."

Some clicking later and I'm presented with an array of topics apparently suited to things I'm interested in: -

discussions from my interests

christian (81)	trust in jesus!!! trust in the lord and lean not unto your own understanding in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct your path when you allow jesus to lead you cant go wrong trust in him lean on his word... Started by jesus777 (275) in christian • 1 response • Last response by jesus777 (275) • 13 minutes ago Tags: i need to trust jesus, trust in the lord jesus christ

sleeping (600)	do you sleep with your blanket on or not? i always sleep with my blanket on because if my mom founds out that i'm sleeping with my blanket's off, she would be mad about it and would put some blanket on me lol but i prefer to sleep without... Started by rhane7315 (3981) in sleeping • 8 responses • Last response by mialei23 (1000) • 19 minutes ago Tags: blanket, angry, comfortable, mom, sleep

human (160)

Whats the most difficult decision you've had to make? We all have to make decisions everyday-big and small.But sometimes decision making creates a conflict and it becomes very difficult to make choices or decide.Sometimes the smallest decisions prove to... Started by shilpa_p (143) in human • 2 responses • Last response by ifglan (217) • 1 hour ago Tags: big choose, care, decisions, difficult, home

paranormal (264)	What's your favorite 'ghost story?' We've all hear ghost stories and legends. What I'm interested in is not the ones made up to scare kids, but the ones that are passed on from personal experience. Mine would have to be an experience... Started by Lavender_Breeze (125) in paranormal • 1 response • Last response by Lavender_Breeze (125) • 52 minutes ago Tags: ghost, paranormal experience, spirit

sex (281)	how often you do "Cunninglingus" Will it be fine if anyone involves in "Cunninglingus" and how often you do it. Some doctors have told that it has some side effects and would surely affect our mouth.So it is of no use to claim that... Started by harsha04 (58) in sex • 2 responses • Last response by graceandowen (924) • 3 hours ago Tags: lick me, mature content, sex

internet (101)

If the internet had to be shut down for a month what would you do I think I would be completely lost. There would be no other way of contacting my 100+ friends on mylot as well as all my relatives and friends all over the globe. I just today realized that other... Started by mayka123 (469) in internet • 13 responses • Last response by ifglan (217) • 6 minutes ago Tags: internet, no internet, books, contact, crazy

religion (53)	Lord Jagganath Puri -RATH-YATRA Hello everybody Ji, Today starts famous 'RATH-YATRA' of Lord jagganth-Puri (Orrisa-India) Puri: Although a religious festival, the Puri Rath Yatra stands out from other such celebrations due to the... Started by chintoo07 (1680) in religion • 3 hours ago • 0 responses Tags: 'rath-yatra' of lord jagganth-puri

rihanna (21)	who's more famous now? Rihanna or Beyonce? I like them both actually, they're both sexy and good at dancing, vocal quality wise? I think they're both good too! hmm..how about you? Started by aendzie (32) in rihanna • 2 responses • Last response by aendzie (32) • 8 hours ago Tags: a choice between rihanna or beyonce, beyonce', rihanna, tag this disussion

shoes (24)	Do you wash your shoes? Am i kidding? But, i have seen people washing their shoes once a month or so! I don't know whether it is okay or not? what's your opinion? Do you wash? Started by snakequeen (536) in shoes • 5 responses • Last response by kylie_quistis (292) • 6 hours ago Tags: shoes, monthly, wash

blogging (411)

Celebrate Indepence Day on 4th july. Hi guys happy independance day to all of you on the eve of 4th july.I want to know everybody's view and feelings,what are you thinking now? Come and comments on 4th july,Happy Independance... Started by raj9433327675 (580) in blogging • 9 hours ago • 0 responses Tags: 4th july

Clearly this is a selection of the internet's finest minds and I owe it to myself to learn more from these wise folk. So I decide to get involved in a really meaty and important discussion, a true challenge of one's beliefs, "who's more famous now? Rihanna or Beyonce?"

Of course, Seymour has no idea who these two people are so he's going to have to fake it. So he uses a collection of quotes about other people from wikipedia.

And so...

3. crazeedood916 (1)	18 seconds ago
I like that Beyonce is conservative but not a conservative, in that she leans towards conservative positions but isn't anchored by the philosophical tenets of Modern American conservatism. On the other hand, I like that Rihanna speaks out against government indifference to growing economic class divisions. that being said though, I'd totally do them both...

Now Seymour knows about Beyonce and stuff.

If you want to join in or hear more of Seymour's "opinions," please click here. You'll earn him a billionth of a penny in the process. ^_^

Have fun kids,

HMR