Hello all. Once again I'm going to make myself useful and do some reviewing for you.
Today's offering is a website I found promising to make me "piles of money."
Actually, I made that last bit up, but it
did offer to make me money by doing very little.
Naturally this was too good to be true so I jumped at the chance to figure out how I could have some fun with it.
Well first I'll break down how it works: -
The website is a collection of discussions, not unlike a forum...except with badly spelt topics and adverts everywhere...so exactly like a forum.
The idea is that you respond to topics and create your own "discussions" and in the process earn money.
So I signed up and input my interests as asked, and what a pile there were.
I was first asked to specify what "roles I play in life." A curious question, but I obliged.
It's immediately obvious that users input these options themselves, being as they are mispelled and repeated frequently. There is a benefit to this however. You see, I've discovered something and that is that the internet is full of lunatics...
...Lunatics who believe they're vampires, for example.
Now there's a role in life I like the sound of. Then it occurs to me. I shouldn't be putting in my real interests, not when there is such a variety of fun to be had with the crackpots that undoubtedly use this site.
Cue my alternate identity,
So I gave up on this folly and set up a new account...
Firstly I refer myself so I can make that whole twelfth of a penny...or whatever it is.
Once done, I need to think of a nickname to go by. Obviously I can't use HearMeRoar. It's taken...and simply not "l33t" enough so I go with the ultra cool crazeedood916.
Obviously this name signifies that I am in fact "crazee," and a "dood." There's no way people wont like this guy.
Once that's taken care of, I get given the chance to invite my friends, which I skip.
Ahh, now the fun bit. I get to pick my interests.
So, who
is Seymour Stúf?
Obviously he can't be too much like me.
So, he's a crazy, friendly Christian, as well as being and avid gamer and interested in Sisters.
He's an optimistic american from Canada who likes to flirt and describes himself as a "child of god..."whatever that is...which must make him the Messiah.
He's a motivator and a concerned human (being the Messiah and all). He is a self-confessed weirdo and philosopher.
He likes stay-at-home mothers (for some reason), sitting on babies and "
encouraging others to be more open-minded in life." Yes, that's an interest.
He's keen on grandmothers, sexual partners and smoking. Whether they're all the same or seperate, I'll leave to future to decide. He hopes one day to be a bi-sexual witch.
He also describes himself as a dumb-blond and as a sexy, catholic, feminist, dorky, psychic, vampire laundry-maid.
He's also a "
sewer.crocheter," whatever that is and he researches the paranormal on the side.
...Sounds like a lovely bloke.
This great effort was only step one of the site's helpful wizard. Now on to step two.
Products I use...
Well Seymour loves his make-up, shoes, scented candles and flip-flops and would be lost without
ariel detergent.
Step three; hobbies.
Other than sleeping and writing (sometimes both at once), he can be found engaging in
religion. He likes cuddling new people and helping others (apparently signified by a symbol depicting a dancing duckling).
He's a poet (almost as good as me, in fact) and likes free stuff, along with thunder storms and manga.
He likes "
chillin," chilling being far too uncool for Seymour to engage in. He likes marijuana and vampires and "
think about life."
Next step *groan* is "foods," which I rush through. After that is "pets." Incidentally, he has a pet tiger and a ferret.
After this is "Music."
Well he
loves Justin Timberlake and Fallout Boy...No proper music for him, it's filth all the way!
The sections get less interesting at this point so I'll omit them, moving on to the meat and bones of the site...the discussions.
In this section of the website, the user is presented with several options including "Top discussions" and "Discussions based on interests."
Some clicking later and I'm presented with an array of topics apparently suited to things I'm interested in: -
discussions from my interests |
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christian
(81) | | trust in the lord and lean not unto your own understanding in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct your path when you allow jesus to lead you cant go wrong trust in him lean on his word... | |
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sleeping
(600) | | i always sleep with my blanket on because if my mom founds out that i'm sleeping with my blanket's off, she would be mad about it and would put some blanket on me lol but i prefer to sleep without... | |
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human
(160) | | We all have to make decisions everyday-big and small.But sometimes decision making creates a conflict and it becomes very difficult to make choices or decide.Sometimes the smallest decisions prove to... | |
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paranormal
(264) | | We've all hear ghost stories and legends. What I'm interested in is not the ones made up to scare kids, but the ones that are passed on from personal experience. Mine would have to be an experience... | |
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sex
(281) | | Will it be fine if anyone involves in "Cunninglingus" and how often you do it. Some doctors have told that it has some side effects and would surely affect our mouth.So it is of no use to claim that... | |
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internet
(101) | | I think I would be completely lost. There would be no other way of contacting my 100+ friends on mylot as well as all my relatives and friends all over the globe. I just today realized that other... | |
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religion
(53) | | Hello everybody Ji, Today starts famous 'RATH-YATRA' of Lord jagganth-Puri (Orrisa-India) Puri: Although a religious festival, the Puri Rath Yatra stands out from other such celebrations due to the... | |
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rihanna
(21) | | I like them both actually, they're both sexy and good at dancing, vocal quality wise? I think they're both good too! hmm..how about you? | |
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shoes
(24) | | Am i kidding? But, i have seen people washing their shoes once a month or so! I don't know whether it is okay or not? what's your opinion? Do you wash? | |
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blogging
(411) | | Hi guys happy independance day to all of you on the eve of 4th july.I want to know everybody's view and feelings,what are you thinking now? Come and comments on 4th july,Happy Independance... | |
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Clearly this is a selection of the internet's finest minds and I owe it to myself to learn more from these wise folk. So I decide to get involved in a really meaty and important discussion, a true challenge of one's beliefs, "
who's more famous now? Rihanna or Beyonce?"
Of course, Seymour has no idea who these two people are so he's going to have to fake it. So he uses a collection of quotes about other people from wikipedia.
And so...
| 3. crazeedood916 (1) | 18 seconds ago |
 I like that Beyonce is conservative but not a conservative, in that she leans towards conservative positions but isn't anchored by the philosophical tenets of Modern American conservatism.
On the other hand, I like that Rihanna speaks out against government indifference to growing economic class divisions.
that being said though, I'd totally do them both...
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Now Seymour knows about Beyonce and stuff.
If you want to join in or hear more of Seymour's "opinions," please click
here. You'll earn him a billionth of a penny in the process. ^_^
Have fun kids,
HMR
just to say ur pretty -dc if its weird just thought i tell ya
