They're not even paying attention...

You know, it's hard to taunt fundamentalist christians when they don't listen to what you say and assume you're complimenting them.

Behold, Seymour's latest offering...(Remember, he's "crazeedood916." I'll make his entry and the response to it bold)


trust in jesus!!!
jesus777 (276) ranked 92 out of 764 in christian
1 day ago
trust in the lord and lean not unto your own understanding in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct your path when you allow jesus to lead you cant go wrong trust in him lean on his word and allow him to be god in your lin your life he says that he will be your very present time of trouble so whatever you as facing whatever you are going through remember god is god he doesnt change people change things change but god id still god him and his word dont change just continue to be strong in the lord and in the power of his might saints of god!!!!farther god in the name of jesus i lift up your children today your believers in the lord jesus christ lord those eho have lost faith those who have lost hope give them the strength too stand and allow them too trust in you in spite of what they are facing and going through move by your power and your might in jesus name i pray i pray amen. bless these people of god today and show them your love your peace and your joy today lord help them to remember that is only through you that they can make it so help them too trust in you at all times no matter what it looks like in jesus name i pray amen and amen!!!!!!! bless them bless them bless them in jesus name!!!!! increase there faith increase them in every part of there body lord if they need a healing today i ask that you touch them today if they need finaces i pray that you bless them too meet to meet there needs in jesus name i pray amen!!!!
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1. hopejordan (1877)
1 day ago
hi there jesus777 i know that i have been away from the lord for 5 months and i have done something wrong god knows about i became a born again christain 6 years ago one of them is gambling and something else i won't mention only god knows i have not been reading the word and i am in Australia i have 2 children and i have hashmotoes diease and other things begun happening take care god bless you and i have not been in church for 5 months
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jesus777 (276) ranked 92 out of 764 in christian
1 day ago
farther god in the name i lift up this person before you lord you know were they have been and were they are going jesus you are healer i ask that you touch there body i know you are able too relomve all sickness and disease so i ask that you touch then from head too toe that your healing virtue will flow through them now in jesus name father god i pray that you draw them close to you have your way in there lives even now move by your holy spirit in and through them even though they strayed i pray that they will come back you because you are the only way that they can live move and breath and have there being have your way right now in jesus name i pray amen!!!!!!
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hopejordan (1877)
23 hours ago
something happened to me the other morning early a man was outside my window i did not know he was there and i opened the curtain a little and he was standing outside my window i was so scared was god trying to warn me that someone was outside it was at 1.30am and i am still scared a bit not like yesterday and i know he can't hide from god thanks again for the prayer
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2. Reyah23 (110) ranked 385 out of 764 in christian
23 hours ago
I agree with jesus777, the Lord is our strong anchor in the middle of the storm. He will never let us down. A strong foundation. And no one can destroy or break its wall. Trusting God always, and walk with faith in our heart this is what we are suppose to do.
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hopejordan (1877)
12 hours ago
hi there Reyah23 and i know jesus is strong nothing can bring him down not even the enemy i know satan has a short time here and he is trying anything to bring god's people down i know god is stronger then satan i am scared that i am going to hell i hope i don't but god knows already where i am going you knew before the beginning of time take care god bless you
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3. crazeedood916 (5)
22 hours ago
Truer of all, the Lord hath said: "Seek in all things proper punctuation. Do this and you shall be understood." The heard this and understood. Then the Lord did say: "I am infinite, but in this truth it must be understood. Start at the beginning and end at the end, with capital letters and full stops. Do this and you will be understood." The people understood and saw that it was good. The Lord finally said unto the people, "I am infinite in all things. I know all and see all. I both know and am infinite truth and love. In this I knew my children would stray from the path and I knew that only in that can you find the path. Do not be mindless and trust in your own heart, for only then will you be truly my children and not cattle." The people were disturbed by being asked to think for themselves and declared him a heretic. Amen.
hopejordan (1877) [The response]
12 hours ago
hi there crazeedood916 yes i need to trust in the lord i have back slidden this is my second time now that i have back slidden its scary when it happens i was saved 6 years ago take care and god bless you

What do you have to do, exactly? And what does it mean to have "back slidden?"

Arrgghh...lunatics, the lot of them!

The plight of morons

...and they're apparently breeding...or at least engaging in foreplay.

The following is from "Seymour's" myLot profile, from one of his discussions... Remember, my fake account is "crazeedood916."

how often you do "Cunninglingus"

harsha04 (58) ranked 1,138 out of 5,627 in sex 8 hours ago

Will it be fine if anyone involves in "Cunninglingus" and how often you do it. Some doctors have told that it has some side effects and would surely affect our mouth.So it is of no use to claim that it is veryu healthy ang hygenic and to the extent we shall be affected by some diseases. Do you relaly enjoy and whether your life partner would allow you for that to go or else do y ou like to compel them to do like that and which one you like either you want to do or you want them top do or eithe rof that and would want to do for .longer time or shorter period of time. + - ! do you like me or somehting sex

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1. gabrifvg (76) 8 hours ago i try doing it as often as i can... i really enjoy it, and i'm sure there are no negative effects for health, that just sounds stupid + - !

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2. graceandowen (937) ranked 275 out of 5,627 in sex 8 hours ago i dont think there are any side effects any worse than actually having intercorse. A s a female i enjoy recieving it. its a mutal enjoyment in our realtionship, we both enjoy reciving oral stimulation. + - !

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3. crazeedood916 (4) 3 hours ago I tried it with a partner once and I developed trenchfoot on my tongue. I'm never doing it again.

MizzRandi39 (24) ranked 4,074 out of 5,627 in sex 3 hours ago I don't think u should completely stop doing that just because of one illness u got from it, or one bad experience... PPle don't stop having sex because they might get some sort of STD or infection. It's not really all that diff than catching a cold or the flu from someone, just like those, most STD's are cureable, and if not, just be more careful, but don't just throw in the towel forever. + - !

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4. Mainframeguy (137) 3 hours ago You are nut sto think it will affect your oral health. You'll suffer more from eating a bar of chocolate! HMMMMmmm reminds me of Marian Faithful and the Mars Bar! You sound like an Indian guy with hang ups and a lack of information - visit your sex therapist with these questions.... or Google Marian Faithful and MArs Bars! + - !

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5. myahw20 (489) ranked 2,181 out of 5,627 in sex 1 hour ago I think it's safe as long as you two are clean haha. + - !

tigertang (1245) ranked 1,802 out of 5,627 in sex 46 minutes ago Ah, hear lies the rub. Oral sex is fantastic. I love going down on a woman. It's probably the most enjoyable part about the whole act of sex when you can actually feel her body go through some changes as she gets more and more aroused. However, an unwashed vagina, particularly one that smells bad is a horrible place to be. Yech! OK, I've not caught anything nasty from going down to that department but I've actually experienced a girl who smelt very bad in that department and I think put me off even thinking about sex for quite a while. I know its the same for girls when they go down on guys. I mean our body is unfortunately built in such a way where it disposes of filthy water through the instruments that give us the most pleasure. However, that's simply a fact of biology and I guess we just got to live with that fact of life. I think showering or having a bath should be a key element of foreplay. Both parties can enjoy a good fondle in water and more importantly, you know that the other party has made it an effort to clean themselves in a part of their body that is unfortunately exposed to something unclean on a fairly regular basis. I think if that were to happen, you'll find couples more willing to go down on each other and thus improve their sex lives.

I love the idea that someone believed that I could get trenchfoot on my tongue from oral.

What a terrible terrible world that would be to live in...